Do you mean to tell me you have literally had only four hours of sleep since Friday the 17th? And you’re still functioning?

Yeah dude. Friday I was out all night, and slept for only 3 hours that night. Saturday I said I was going to bed early bc I had to be at work at 5 on Sunday only I never went to bed. Then I had to work Monday morning and I didn’t fall asleep until 1 to 5. So It’s actually 7? IDK I can’t do math now. It’s in the single digit hours. 

Bruh my bosses boss came up to me and was like “we’ve been hearing great things about you so far” and I was like what and then he was like we want to train you in the back room because theres room for more hours and it’s a lot more challenging and that was pretty cool. But could you imagine if I actually slept. If i’m that awesome on sugar and adderall how great would I be with a full 7 or 8 hours of sleep.

I can’t even fathom 7 or 8 hours of sleep.

I also should have asked for a raise but the dude caught me off guard.

Then he almost died because he started choking and was like “I’m allergic to peanuts but I love eating them” 

Bruh