I’ll be thinking about this wink all night now
no one will be a slut with me and I cry about it on the daily
Do you mean to tell me you have literally had only four hours of sleep since Friday the 17th? And you’re still functioning?
Yeah dude. Friday I was out all night, and slept for only 3 hours that night. Saturday I said I was going to bed early bc I had to be at work at 5 on Sunday only I never went to bed. Then I had to work Monday morning and I didn’t fall asleep until 1 to 5. So It’s actually 7? IDK I can’t do math now. It’s in the single digit hours.
Bruh my bosses boss came up to me and was like “we’ve been hearing great things about you so far” and I was like what and then he was like we want to train you in the back room because theres room for more hours and it’s a lot more challenging and that was pretty cool. But could you imagine if I actually slept. If i’m that awesome on sugar and adderall how great would I be with a full 7 or 8 hours of sleep.
I can’t even fathom 7 or 8 hours of sleep.
I also should have asked for a raise but the dude caught me off guard.
Then he almost died because he started choking and was like “I’m allergic to peanuts but I love eating them”
I ran on 4 hours of sleep since fucking friday and I’m so wide awake right now what in the epic fuckery is wrong with me